Dorkmonger 

(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.

But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.

Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers

"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"

Dorkmonger by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008

dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger 

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

Darkmonger 

A divine being. They are also a terrorist riding a bike. If you piss them off, they will annihilate you.

All hail Lord Darkmonger!

Darkmonger by Darkmonger November 3, 2021

dongmonger 

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."

"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."

dongmonger by Krishnan Pedro Gonzalez "The Chief" Iyer May 4, 2008

Dirtmonger 

A 'Dirtmonger' is somebody with low moral-values, usually used in context to berate somebody for doing something bad, disgusting or unusually manky.

You actually rode that fat bitch? You're one dirtmonger.

I heard you stole money from the church collection plate; you wily dirtmonger you.

That smelly man hither is a dirtmonger.

Dirtmonger by Adam Feehely September 22, 2011

Dickmonger 

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

Dickmonger by SovietX November 22, 2009