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Someone who tries to write a serious definition on Urban Dictionary.
"2. wiccan link send redefine 20 up, 4 down
A follower of the neo-pagan religion wicca. Wiccans are polytheistic nature worshippers. They worship a 'moon' goddess and horned god. They observe 8 sabbats, Samhain, Yule, Imbolc, Ostara, Midsummer, Beltane, Mabon and Lammas. They are based off of seasonal changes and harvests which also repersent changes in their god and goddess.

Wiccans are not evil, and generally do not do 'bad' magic, they follow the rule of three (Belief that what ever you do comes back to you three times as bad or good depending on what it was you did).

In some respects Wicca is a old religion, as it is the revival of religions that perished when Christianity was spread like a plague through out europe, but wicca as we know it now didn't show up until the nineteen-hundreds.
Wiccans are followers of Wicca."

"Ohohoh, what a dork."
by Al Qahhaar January 14, 2006
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A person who has odd interests
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A person or object who is quirky, awkward, eccentric, socially inept or simply of lower status
Melox is a Dork with that crying emoticon on msn
by LaNc3 April 30, 2007
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a hot ass girl that is really goofy and hilarious. She can get lost sometimes but is really cute. She is loved by her boyfriend alot!
"I was telling her analogies and she said "stop telling me all these analysises""
"te heheh"
"what a DORK!"
by marco...POLO!!! May 01, 2006
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Used humorously to describe one's penis.
Man, watching Betty climb out of the hot tub without her top on; my dork sprang to life and bulged right out of my shorts.
by Jose_wanntaka November 26, 2007
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Verb = to dork: slightly and unintentionally or accidentally misadjust or bring out of correct alignment

Adjective = dorked: tweaked, misaligned, off
"I sat on my glasses and dorked them." Or, "Yesterday I dorked my back while lifting bags of cement."

"The door rubs in one corner because the frame is dorked."
by Skeezix April 18, 2006
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a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles
you see that kid is a real dork
by the man December 07, 2004
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