A man who sits alone in a bar, silently planning how he will rule the world by giving out free doritos. All who defy him shall parish at the end of his godly doritos gun. Seems like a good way to go but instead leaves you wanting more. Your last few moments on this earth are filled with your craving for more of that intoxicating, addicting Doritos taste. You stop caring about everything. You stop caring about the type of doritos. All you know is doritos. Doritos are everything. This is how all will fair if you oppose the man in the bar who sits alone planning. Always planning.
That guy over there gave my children Doritos so they now see him as a god. I know the truth. I know a doritos nazi when I see one
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 19, 2015