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doormat guy
One who thinks he will get laid by women if he puts them on a pedestal but actually becomes 'laid'-out on their front door and is used to clean their shoes.
Careful what you wish for.
Careful what you wish for.
doormat guy by mogydee July 9, 2018
doormatted
doormatted by Monsterboxer January 27, 2010
Doormat
Doormat by Dale Kerrigan March 27, 2004
Doormat
1) Somebody who is always walked all over
2) Ancient and rarely used term for a mat made of absorbent fibrous material, placed inside a door, for visitor to clean the soles of their shoes on.
2) Ancient and rarely used term for a mat made of absorbent fibrous material, placed inside a door, for visitor to clean the soles of their shoes on.
1) "Damn, that loser is such a doormat, he'll do anything you'll tell him!"
by Dale Kerrigan March 27, 2004
2) "wipe your feet before you come in! Use the doormat". Note that ones feet are not in fact cleaned or wiped, it is English idiom, the feet are kept in the shoes, it is the shoes that are dried and cleaned.
by Dale Kerrigan March 27, 2004
2) "wipe your feet before you come in! Use the doormat". Note that ones feet are not in fact cleaned or wiped, it is English idiom, the feet are kept in the shoes, it is the shoes that are dried and cleaned.
cereal doormat
cereal doormat by ben claude May 6, 2003
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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