doorknob

a nickname for a male who accidentally grabs another male's genitals when he slips and falls

Jack- "Hey look it's doorknob!"

Bob- "Why did you call Tommy doorknob?"

Jack- "Dude, you didn't hear?"

Bob- "No, what?!"

Jack- "When Tommy fell in the showers yesterday he accidentally grabbed Tim's junk!"

Bob- (laughs) "Fucking doorknob..."

by thedude222 October 15, 2009

doorknob

(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.

"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2015

doorknob

A listening device commonly utilized to hear if someone is dead, particularly Marley.

Emjay heard that he was dead through the doorknob

by fIoccinaucinihiIipiIification December 13, 2021

DoorKnobing

2 girls in 69 position and the guy is under the bottom girl Pleasuring her asshole

Jonhery, Irean, and Nilda were fucking in the DoorKnobing postoin.

by A team September 24, 2006

doorknob

Highly revered and worshiped higher power of many Alcoholics Anonymous members.

Your higher power can be anything you want including a doorknob. Surrender to it, pray to it, and seek out its will for you.

by hulahoophulahoop March 14, 2011

doorknob

something you call when you fart...then you call safety if you not near a doorknob or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a doorknob then someone gets to punch you:)

FART!!!!!!!!!!
"doorknob.....safety"

by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008

doorknob

Well known for game design and other randomness including the morons today, an online radio program. Their site can be found at doorknob.tk

shut up, doorknob

by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004