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The door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. You will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your ID.
Ex: person 1: that's Tim *points*...the door guy. Person 2: *gasp*. It exists? I thought they were only in fairy tales. Person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. And don't you forget it! *puts on sunglasses and walks off into sunset*
by Beep beep beep beeeeeeeep January 17, 2014

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