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Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.
Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011
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a girl with a small dick and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any sex atcion
Dude, Paris Hilton is such a door closer.
by men against door closers April 10, 2010
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