Signs if you`re a DooDoo If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn`t match the texture and/or color. You`re a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You`re a DooDoo. If your hair can`t fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You`re a DooDoo. If you haven`t upgraded your cell phone and you`re still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You`re a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You`re a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You`re a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You`re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You`re a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off`s. You`re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You`re a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You`re a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You`re a DooDoo Mama.
2. I can hear that doodoo mama pop her gum all the way over here.
3. Look at that doodoo mama thinking she fly with her Enyce jeans and her blow dried press.
1.) buy socks and jeans from a man walking in and out of a beauty shop for $5.
2.) walks around in a cutoff tee shirt when your belly hangs over your belt.
3.) think your lipgloss is "poppin" when you really bought it for 99 cents.
4.) your name ends with -isha -quisha -kira or -quita
5.) you ASK your boyfriend to buy you gfts and/or give you money
6.) wears stripes with polka dots
7.) wears fake gold where ever possible.
8.) has all styles of fake bamboo earrings
9.) is 23 and obsesses over Go Go Power Rangers.
10.) stands ontop of tables and benches while yelling at somebody to cause a scene.
Neicy : Damn girl..she standin on the park bench.
Porsha :You act like you not used to that. Shes a Doo Doo Mama.
Andrew: "What man!?!"
Troy: "You know that chick Jess?"
Andrew: "Ya why?"
Troy: "She's a total Doodoomama! I've fallen hard for her man!"
Andrew: "That's great dude, just be careful."
Troy: "Don't worry I won't screw this up!"