Donsize 

To comparing the size of one's penis to a toothpick.

Antonym: donal

Related Words: don deutsc, done-bag, donee, dondling, donation, donard, donaldo, donaldology

1) I thought my penis was super small until I decided to do a little donsizing.

2) "Oh my GOD! It was so small," she said. " I couldn't even donsize it!"

3) Donsizing was just the first step in the downward spiral towards becoming a gum guzzling nickel whore.

Donsize by Argos TheDog March 7, 2012

Debbie Downsize 

Someone who is always talking about the potential for being laid off, and tries to get others to be worried with her. A variation on the term Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live.

Johnny: Man JT is always talking about layoffs. It's starting to make me worry!

Sloan: I know, he is such a Debbie Downsize.

Debbie Downsize by AlastairRobertoMichaelson May 7, 2009

downsize 

To reduce the size of company by firing employees, usually with the intention of compromising for something else.

The bastards fired me because they plan to downsize just to increase profits.

downsize by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2008

Facebook Downsize 

Verb.
1) To delete (defriend) friends on your Facebook profile that you do not know or hardly know.

Because Bob only knows 200 of his 1,000 facebook friends, Bob decided to Downsize his Facebook.

John facebook downsized his profile and he now only has fifty friends compared to his original six hundred.

Facebook Downsize by Retgarr April 22, 2009

Upside-Downsized 

When your life is turned upside down and crap really starts hitting the fan due to a job loss caused by downsizing or out-sourcing.

"Do you see how John has lost control and has really been"rusting his windpipe"(drinking a lot) since his life has been turned upside-downsized after losing his job?

Upside-Downsized by Maat9999 June 16, 2010

Donsies 

1. an affirmative answer or decision to a question. Essentially the same thing as saying "Yes", but way better.
2. An act of agreeing with someone or showing approval.
3. A way of showing something has been completed, or finished.

Example 1:
John- "Hey, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
Jane- "Donsies!"

Example 2:
Jane- "Dude! I got a new kitty today!"
John- "Really?! Donsies!"

Example 3:
John- "Did you ever go get kitty food for your new kitty?
Jane- "Donsies."

Donsies by DefinitionSlut March 18, 2014

Michigan downsizer 

When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.

Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.

Michigan downsizer by icypoler55 October 8, 2011