Donkey Lip 

Basically, a donkey lip is one vagina lip that is larger than the other, usually due to an ass-load of sex from one side.

Joe pulled down the girl's pants only to reveal the huge, beat-up donkey lip waiting for him.

Donkey Lip by Ahoff101 January 26, 2006

donkey lips 

A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.

"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all of his life, because he is so fat and ugly." I said, laughing.

donkey lips by lenox November 5, 2003

mahogany donkey lips 

A black woman's labia.

Oprah has mahogany donkey lips

mahogany donkey lips by Screamapillar August 15, 2003

Donkey lipper 

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.

Mike Overcast is such a donkey lipper.

Donkey lipper by acheron800 April 11, 2011

Donkey Lips 

While performing anal sex, donkey punch the unfortunate participant and forcefully remove yourself from the situation as said participant tenses in recoil causing a pink sock.

Salute Your Shorts was on the television last night when Bill gave Kara some Donkey Lips.

Donkey Lips by Have you seen my weiner May 3, 2010

Donkey-lipping 

When one eats like a donkey, using their large lips to engulf food.

Bro you're really donkey-lipping that banana.

Donkey-lipping by shrekndanke September 3, 2023

putting lipstick on a donkey 

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

putting lipstick on a donkey by hidef March 29, 2004