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Attempt by a fat fucker to mount his woman during act of fornication....resulting in severe catastrophic failure when fat fucker can't complete mission due to severe penile atrophy and nicotene fit; resulting in another cigarette, another whiskey-dick and coke, and another unsatisfying sexual encounter for his beloved.
Tony is the king of the "Donkey Shenanigans", just ask his old lady....she has knick-named him "Donkey Kong"--king of all "Donkey Dhenanigans".
by Brock Huard April 15, 2005

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