An overly aggressive poker player who thinks he’s getting ahead by bluffing, but to professionals just looks like a fool, (Benny Braun), someone who just sucks at life, someone who is on the bottom of the food chain, also known names are The Donkerer, El Donkerino, The Donkinator, The Donkness monster, and Benny Braun
Person1: Wow did yo see that guy out there with the fake teeth just walked into the telephone pole?!
Person 2: yea man what his deal?!
Person 1: don’t worry about him he’s just a donk!
Person 2: yea man what his deal?!
Person 1: don’t worry about him he’s just a donk!
by Nanach February 5, 2018
by Lindasbrokeass September 6, 2020
Nugget: I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Denning: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Denning: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.
(Crocodile Dundee II (1988).
Denning: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Denning: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.
(Crocodile Dundee II (1988).
by Markle Sallamonie March 24, 2010
A name given to a person who acts in a manner adverse or inconsistently to the situation at hand or with people present. At that, this person has opened him/herself to the utmost radical degree of criticism. This most likely results in the person killing him/herself. At best, this person abstains from any kind of contact with any person due to the fact that everyone would most likely want to donkey punch him/her.
Alex: Hey guys what's up!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
by Ralphi September 12, 2010
It means ridiculous and is short for "ridonkulous," but unlike "ridonkulous," saying it won't get you beaten up.
"Yo, this is donk, I was only a minute over my parking meter and I got a ticket!"
"That shit last night was donk, I talked to my shins for three hours"
"That shit last night was donk, I talked to my shins for three hours"
by idiomaddict January 5, 2010
by Jigabob12 July 24, 2008