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He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!
Donkus was just inside your mum
Donkus by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019
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Donius • donis • dongus • donisha • donkus • donus • Donise • donism • donussy • danius

womble dongus 

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds
AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT
womble dongus by _ech0_ October 18, 2017
A loving,smart,and pretty girl.who's always there for people when they need her
For example: donisha helps every one with there problems ansd she's pretty
donisha by Nicole stay flawless September 14, 2016

Schlongus Dongus 

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.
The small hole in a donut into which a filling is squeezed, such as cream, jam, or frosting.
"Isn't it fun that sometimes you have to look inside the donut's little butthole to see what kinda yum-stuff is in there?"

"What, you mean the donussy?"
donussy by Devlosirrus March 21, 2022

doniesha 

She's a quiet girl with a bad attitude. She's beautiful in every way and she likes to be told that too. She make you laugh with her non-funny corny jokes. And make anybody a lucky person to have her in their life. She's sort of a loner but once you get to know her she won't stop talking. And she is the nicest most sweetest person ever.
Boy: Aye put me D with that fine ass girl over there
Friend: who, you mean...Doniesha?
doniesha by Essencejay March 13, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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