by _ech0_ October 18, 2017
Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.
by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010
by susmoo69420 May 16, 2022
When calling someone a dingus isn't quite strong enough adding dongus is necessary.
A Dingus Dongus is the ultimate insult to someone who makes bonehead decisions or dingusly.
A Dingus Dongus is the ultimate insult to someone who makes bonehead decisions or dingusly.
by Pizzaball May 11, 2018
adjective
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A term thrown at someone to insult the person. Dongus and dingus can be used separately, but together they're a super powered insult that can destroy a person's career.
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A term thrown at someone to insult the person. Dongus and dingus can be used separately, but together they're a super powered insult that can destroy a person's career.
by Styllie November 27, 2018
A bacterial infection that encompasses the male genitalia and often spreads up into the anus resulting in very intense stimulation. The only cure for this is to ejaculate into your own anus requiring at least 4.5 inches flaccid, though most often it’s preferred to not cure the infection and enjoy intense orgasms.
Fungus Dongus is very fun time that looks a very not fun time. Everybody should want Fengus Dongus on their dick
by TrollEverything69 June 28, 2022