Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009

that shit don't phase me

when something is done or said to someone and it has no effect on them.

Karla: that's why I cheated on you with Antwan, he been fucked my pussy!

Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.

by reaaaaalnigga June 28, 2016

chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* July 21, 2005

Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.

Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.

by country_boy August 18, 2009

Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023