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Dominace 

Winning a game. In volleyball when your team serves and nobody on the other touches it or only one person touches it but misses the ball, it is a ace. but a dominace is when it is really epic, like when your team is wining them there is an ace; you have to yell dominace! it will also intimidate the other team.
That was a great dominace!
1,2,3 dominace!
Dominace by Peaches123 February 22, 2009
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stream dominance 

The act of making your piss stream more powerful and louder than the stream of the man in the urinal next to you to assert dominance
That dude just came up and took the urinal right next to mine, so I had to assert my stream dominance

Fart dominance 

By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance asserted!
Fart dominance by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018

Check splitting dominance 

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...
Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

Assert Dominance 

1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.
He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.

asserting dominance 

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.
person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

Dominance dump 

An act of supreme authority. The deed is performed by taking a shit directly in front of the person you are aiming to assert your dominance over. Complete eye contact must be maintained during the entire process.
My shitty boss wouldn't give me a raise so I went right into his office, shut the door behind me and took a dominance dump right on his desk.
Dominance dump by yourMa September 11, 2015