Doing A Simon
Doing A Simon by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012
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Doing a Simon
When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
Doing a Simon by FloppySimon May 29, 2019
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