Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall
"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"
by chichesterfield September 22, 2007
Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.
'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022