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1.
A person that commits the act of fisting a dog.
Marcus: "Ed what are you doing! you have your fist up my dog!"

Ed: "I'm dog fisting Marcus, it feels so right and warm, like a glove."

Ed: "I'm a dogfister marcus, a dogfister."
by Marcus Steele April 28, 2008