His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.
2. The eventual ruler of the earth, and the people who subscribe to the Dilbert newsletter will be at his right hand, while all others will be the subscribers' personal slaves.
3. One of my role models.
2. All hail Dogbert.
3. Dogbert is a weaselish consultant for the Pointy-Haired Boss.