dodge

See: Dodgy.

"So, You say yo' girl came out of the bathroom with a man, with her lipstick smeared and her hair ruffled...and you don't think this is slightly dodge?"

by Diego August 31, 2003

Dodge

a very shitty american car that falls apart. im sorry u hicks, but sorry to break it to you but american cars were not good since 1973. SO THROW OUT YOUR SHITTY DODGE CARS!

check out my new shitty dodge that i payed a fortune for, uh-oh it just broke.

by Warren S. October 13, 2003

dodged

Getting away quickly, jumping around or under something or avoiding something unpleasant. Verb: dodgeing.

-The rabbit dodged the hunters aiming gun.
-The football player dodged around the defense.
-The groom dodged his wedding.

by amtweaker November 23, 2005

Dodge

Taking a shit

Yo ill be back i gotta go dodge

by t10003 October 29, 2009

Dodge

What one of you needs to get out of if there ain't room for the two of you there.

Get out of Dodge. There ain't room here for the both of us.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

dodge

Occures in online gaming when a player talks trash and then refuses to back it up when a better player challenges him to a game. The "Dodge" is often followed up with a lame excuse as to why he can't play the better player.

NoobKid: I just pwnd you AveragePlayer!
NoobKid: You suck you noob!
AveragePlayer: You got lucky, I suck on that map.
NoobKid: Your clan sucks! I pwn everyone you n00bs!
GosuClanLeader: STFU noob and 1v1 me if you think your so good!
NoobKid: Can't.
AveragePlayer: Why... you know you will lose? ROFL
NoobKid: Mom needs computer, I g2g.
GosuClanLeader: OMFG! dodge me more plz!
AveragePlayer: ROFL!! Biggest dodge I've ever seen.

by mac6433 April 13, 2005

dodge

To runaway, escape, or use ninja-tactics (such as teleportation, or smoke-bomb-and-backflip) to avoid being caught.

damn yo, this place is crazy lame... lets dodge.

Oh no! it's the fuzz! dodge, yo!

by Dangar The Mighty August 28, 2003