Dodge Double Fist

When a drunk, preferably overweight, individual passes out with a sandwich in each hand.

Person 1: Did you hear about Matt? He totally pulled a Dodge Double Fist, then someone stole one of the sandwiches from him while he was passed out!

Person 2: That's alright, he doesn't need two sandwiches, he could stand to lose some weight.

by wheel'n'deal September 13, 2012