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Dockerty 

1. v Presenting an amazing idea in a subtle way.

2. n A person that appears shy at first, but then turns out to be fantasticly outgoing.
1. She dockertied her idea about the class trip, but no one heard her.

2. That new girl in class turned out to be a complete dockerty.
Dockerty by TheBohemian January 15, 2009
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Wucath Dockerty 

Major Gimp with a silly lisp that I'd love to punch his teeth through his fat lips.
Person 1- OH MY GOD ITS WUCATH DOCKERTY
Person 2- STFU Gimp
Wucath Dockerty by Shrbeo November 24, 2016

Ryan Docherty 

Ryan Docherty is a small virgin his bed time is at 8:30 and he buys FIFA every year because he has nothing better to do because he is a sad cunt
Ryan Docherty is a lil bitch
Ryan Docherty by LilScoot123 October 24, 2019

Dockery smokery 

When you smoke pot a blow it on your cock
Dude stop Dockery smokery in your room an in general god
Dockery smokery by Easy dude October 14, 2021

Cock Dockery 

a place to dock ones cock.
This bitch's pussy was literally a 'cock dockery'.
Cock Dockery by Brigon7 January 23, 2009
1. (verb) To train your sphincter to become prehensile for the purposes of enhanced pleasure during anal sex.
2. (noun) A prehensile rectum.
3. (adjective) A grasping asshole.
1. "Thanks to my Dockery, I'm very popular at prison."
2. His Dockery "developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: "It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit."
3. "Don't be a Dockery!"
Dockery by Trees House July 26, 2008

Dockery Moment 

When you get redicule, laughter & embarrassments from a winning situation.

Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning

When one mistake, cost you a game.
2013 AFL Grand Final

The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.

Now that was a Dockery Moment
Dockery Moment by Bhoondi August 17, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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