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TheDutchJesus. Recognizable by his flaming red clogs, leopard print bikini briefs, tube socks, ski goggles and blue football helmet. May be heard issuing a hearty "Hoi hoi hoi!" As the Dutch are so limited for space, he fills several roles, acting as a tooth fairy, Santa Claus and patron saint of hydroponic grow-ops.
"Oma! Oma! Djeez took my teeth last night! I got a bunch of Maasdammer cheese under my pillow!"
Djeez by afrowolf January 27, 2009
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Deez Nuts 2016 

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot
The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.
Deez Nuts 2016 by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015
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Deez6_9 is a goddess with ultimate rizz powers and is Walter white reincarnated and is the best tiktoker on the app, no one compares.
Deez6_9 is a cutie patootie
Deez6_9 by _squid_ July 13, 2023
If they say deez change the topic QUICK or else
Friend: you know about deez
You: you wanna get fries
Friend: um sure I guess
Deez by Diamond Carson October 6, 2021
Deez is a beautiful, funny, and amazing person who can make everyone laugh. She also looks just like Walter white
Person one: hey doesn’t deez6_9 look like Walter white?
Person two: yes she does! I love her she’s so funny!
Deez6_9 by Ilovemybf<3 July 13, 2023
A girl who makes enchanting videos on TikTok and has a enchanting smile
Have you heard of deez6_9
Of course, she helped me through depression
Deez6_9 by Jeineneidn July 13, 2023
Never reply to this word with what
Kid: Hi Im Deez
Kid 2: Deez What?
Kid: Deez NUTZ
Deez by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021
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