Probably the most wack battle rapper of all time. He throws tantrums like a 5 year old, lives in his parent's basement and screams out his raps without actually rapping them. He doesn't even battle off the dome. Also, he's racist as fuck.
yo did you hear that battle with dizaster yesterday?
yeah his rhymes were a complete disaster
by g00dfriday October 7, 2010
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Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!
Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!
by Rufus the Gyp November 28, 2010
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