diz

ryan's version of no doubt

that blink concert was hott!
diz.

by ashley July 10, 2004

Diz Dick

A way of showing no interest. Best if followed by "Diz Dick in yo mouf!" Great if said in your deepest voice possible. For more effect point at your Dick and/or do air masturbation

1) Interupting: Saying "Diz Dick" while someone is talking. Best when Interupting a Noun and/or Pronoun

2)Randomly: Getty, AIM, Etc.

3)Refusal: Replacing whatever someone wants with "Diz Dick"

1)Barcia: Nah cuz I was playing Final Fantasy VII and I was fighting this Guy called Se..
Tree: Diz Dick
Barcia: what?
Tree: Diz Dick in yo mouf!

2)Mario: ...Diz Dick...
Diego: Where the fuck did that come from?

3)Charlie: Yo let me get a dolla right quick
Nick: You can get Diz Dick right quick

by RandomRobert September 1, 2006

Diz fiction

Someone who tells delusional lies or stories.

"Dude my neighbor has paul revere's lantern that he used in the north church"
"Andy stop with the Diz fiction already"

by Dro91 May 20, 2016

drop a diz

v. the act of taking a shit

I'll call you back girl, I gotta' go drop a diz.

by PusPus March 25, 2006

diz head

Name for someone that sniffs too much diz also known as MDMA
typically heard around the north of england in places like Sheffield that are known for being complete diz heads

"yo fam look at that diz head over there sniffing diz"

by kill_yourself_you_cunt September 1, 2018

diz dick

when your dick goes small after sniffing too much diz also known as mdma

person 1:oi look m8 my dicks gone well small
person 2:ye cuz you sniffed all that diz n got diz dick

by kill_yourself_you_cunt September 2, 2018

Triple Diz

Triple Diz is often referred to as an Overweight Hyper-active, Mildly retarded , cum guzzling Leroy. That is some type of High Ranking Pig. Look for this type to be eating doughnuts on a steak-out in the applebee's parking lot.

You walk past some old fuck with doughnut glaze around the corner of his mouth, and you think he is a retarded fat fuck with a fake badge hangin' around his dingy. When in fact he is a very important high ranking cop that just used to sit on his daddy's lap too many times when he was little, and then you say what a fucking Triple Diz.

by Corkarob March 25, 2010