a, book written 1000 years ago, that contains some of the finest ethical and moral teachings known to man
Jack: Y'know, Bob is such a hawili, I'm telling ya!
John: The Diwan says in Chapter 7 "Do not say the word 'hawili' lest you shall eat dry bread."
Jack: Oh no! I'm sorry for what I did...
by Galinial December 2, 2020
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a small interesting creature who lives at home with his mommy. hates math and loves me! plays guitar and is great. listens to good music...he's good people....daddy grows pot and listens to good music....hates a fat prick...also berry smart and cute to the T favorite foods inclue; popcorn, cheese burgers, and everything else (LOL)
the DIWAN walked to my house to see me:)
by Duck May 27, 2004
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a skeleton who loves to be devoured by large creatures with funny accents. Really aggressive shaver with the new Wilkinson sword.
John is always being a Diwan
by cloned skeleton April 4, 2017
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