| 1. | Divine Stretch | ||
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(noun, verb) A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation. It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt. B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief. Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs. Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed. |
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