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1.
A fallacious woman who performs vulgar actions to a teenage boy for his birthday or any other special event.
We hired a ditzig to come to Dean's birthday party.
by Maggie Boats September 07, 2008
 
2.
A homeless prostitute who resides to minnestota
Man! Brittany is acting like a real ditzig right now!
by Bud myers August 25, 2008