Top Definition
A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.
Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.

Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.

Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight

Alex:Dude, he's not invited

Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.
by astrodude February 21, 2010

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