Distler

The abilty to kick maximum ass whilst flying thru the air on a dirt bike.

Most Commonly happens when you are a "bad ass dude"
The Distler cannot be handled by most.

by Barney Coopersmith December 17, 2007

Lily distler

Ugly ass bitch thot

Did you see that girl she’s a Lily distler

by Doqtordyl September 15, 2021

distler

noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the "the one that got away". Similar to yelling "shit" after doing something wrong.

*Hot girl spills purse*
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!

by Waldosdead? July 21, 2009

Distler

A distler is when you scratch your ass, and grab a beer. You them proceed to have a friend smell your beer while saying man by beer smells like shit. Your friend gets to enjoy the ass waft.

Bro smell my beer it smells like shit. You have just been delivered a distler

by Matts friend September 6, 2023