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disposed of 

a maniac's friendly way of refering to murdering someone
Kid: Where did mommy go?
Santa: I disposed of her.
disposed of by shrw October 29, 2007

dismissed 

Word that signifies the ending of a worthless argument or time wasting conversation with someone who is being rude and nasty. Usually said in a voice dripping with sarcasm and accompanied by a "talk to the hand" gesture.
rude customer: I think you are a rude, unfriendly bitch!
me: I don't care what you think, you don't know me, you are dismissed.
dismissed by LaDeena July 4, 2009

Despised Icon 

A fantastic Montreal deathcore band, with amazing drumming and vocals, especially their pig squeals.
"Damn, that Despised Icon concert was fucking brutal. I moshed like a bitch!"

"I agree, they truly are a fantastic Montreal deathcore band, with amazing drumming and vocals, especially their pig squeals."
Despised Icon by waflhat March 6, 2009

dismissed 

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.
Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.
dismissed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
The act of dissing, and dismissing him
"Your so fat, when u sat on a rainbow, skittles fell out"

"You just got dimissed"

Disapissed 

When you're as disappointed as when you learned Santa wasn't real and then equally as pissed when you realized your parents lied to you for years.
I think the whole world was disapissed after seeing Sopranos season 6
Disapissed by scootar December 14, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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