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The shameful act of sitting at the dinner table and watching others do dishes. Sitting in such a manor that you could be confised for an old old wooden boat.
-"WTF, that son of a bitch bobby is dishwatching again."

- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"

- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"
by a very - concerned citizen February 28, 2012