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Dirty-Hug 

A dirty hug can mean several things:
1. A phrase used to describe sexual relations between to people, typically of the more dirrty persuasion
2. When a sexual deviant, (see pedophile or other kind of predator) embraces another individual in a lewd manner, more ostensibly with their pants down
When I was a child my gym teacher gave me a dirty-hug
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Dirty Hugh 

When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh
I gave my bitch a dirty Hugh last month and it was so delinchis, ha ha the woman
Dirty Hugh by The Womayn April 16, 2020

dirty hughes 

When you nut in a girl's eye and they go temporarily blind for 1 summer.
I heard that Nancy couldn't go to camp because Shane Dirty Hughesed her

Dirty Hugo 

When you have done anal with an amazing chick who turns out to be a ladyboy. Esp. in Thailand.
Dirty Hugo by Sir Rallan of Pool January 26, 2011

The Dirty Hughesy

When your 30 years old and live at your Grandma's while smoking crack all day in the shed.
See that guy over there, I heard he is stuck doing The Dirty Hughesy..
The Dirty Hughesy by Skvmfvkk February 19, 2019

Dirty Hugo Giestas 

Old man who feels horny for young girls and pisses off the place for not being able to hold his tiny dick.
Pissed floor? For sure dirty Hugo Giestas was here.

Dirty Hughes 

The ‘Dirty Hughes’ When you have intercourse with your hommies ex girl
For Example - Nate did the Dirty hughes on Mortikae. It made Mortikae hate him profusely