Dirty Sasquatch

The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!

Naomi looked like a dirty sasquatch after passing out drunk.

by FuzzeeSlipperz October 09, 2008

Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014