Dirty Kurt 

When someone is extra dirty. Like seriously dirty... boxes stacked up in the shower dirty... so dirty your skin looks grey and occasionally takes on a yellow, or brownish hue.

That guy over there's a Dirty Kurt.

Dirty Kurt by Iscariom July 6, 2011

Dirty Kurt 

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.

Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha

Dirty Kurt by anonymous March 28, 2024

dirty kurty 

sneaky attempt at anal sex

While Kirk was rubbing the suntan lotion on Karen Sue's back, he thought he'd attempt a litle dirty kurty on her. Karen Sue was not amused!

dirty kurty by Dave Kendrick May 24, 2006

dirty kurtis 

When you smack someone’s ass until they shit themselves and proceed to eat them out

Dam that chick is getting some dirty kurtis tonight

dirty kurtis by Dawgo May 13, 2020

dirty kurtis 

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out

Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis

dirty kurtis by Dawgo May 13, 2020

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess

aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

dirtyturtlesockfucker by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011

dirtycurty04 

Known to be the fuck up, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser ever. He pulls fire alarms, beats up skinny ass kids, and smokes a lot of nicotine.

“OMG, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser here.”

dirtycurty04 by DIRTYCURTY04 December 21, 2019