Dirty Janice

A blow job given to a standing male while the sitting female is urinating. To completely nail this sexual position the toilet seat should break.

"Oh man I had the best dirty janice ever last night"

"We had to go to home depot to buy new parts for the toilet seat she broke while giving me a dirty janice"

Dirty Janice by BJ8520 October 15, 2009

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Dirty Janice

When you put it in the wrong hole and she starts death rolling like an alligator.

It was going great until I rammed her bum hole and she pulled a dirty Janice.

Dirty Janice by Clgordon21 October 18, 2021

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Dirty Janie

A Dirty Janie is a hott chick that enjoys holding hands, getting back rubs, paranormal shows & kinky car sex. She’s cool with being a friend with benefits as long as you keep in touch with her. If you use a Dirty Janie as a booty call she will be done with you.

That Dirty Janie rode me like a professional cowgirl last night in the front seat of my car!

Dirty Janie by Sunny gurl May 18, 2019

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dirty janiel

A dirty Janiel is when you cook a meal and splatter it all over your fuck partners back and proceed to slide your ass back and forth your partners back like a dirty stripper on st patty's day mornin' and then eat the food together romantically as he/she eats of your ass (optional)

"Hey I'm a great cook, let's say you and me go to my place to do a dirty Janiel?"

dirty janiel by NotARobotUser April 27, 2020

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Dirty Janine

The insertion of a live eel in the rectum during sex.

I so gave Janine a dirty Janine last night, I don’t know who squirmed more, her or the eel.

Dirty Janine by Domdeloease May 21, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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