the act of defecating into a tube sock, and slinging it around, releasing it in the direction of a large person, as in the biblical story of David and Goliath. If properly executed, the dump-filled sock will splatter on said large person.
by Squawkin' Ibis August 31, 2011
A chilli dog with no bun.
by Nickw April 28, 2015
When a guy wearing a yellow poncho is dying right in front of you and the only thing you can do to save him is give him a rim job.
I was walking down that back alley and I saw the lights going out in this piss stained tramps eyes. I couldn’t see a defibrillator so I rushed over and gave him a Dirty David, perked him up right away.
by Trx791 August 20, 2019
A male that does not properly clean the head of his penis or his foreskin causing a small fungi to grow. The fungi looks like peppercorn at first but then quickly covers the head of the penis. It is black and cracked up like the grand canyon. If you look beneath each crack you could see the pinkish color that is the inner meat of the penis.
by Big Booty Business April 25, 2017
When you have a sexual attraction to your cat and find out that cats won’t lick off peanut butter like dogs do
by RandomJap November 30, 2020
by PMOA March 29, 2020
when a marine named David decides to power rape you in the buthole. can either be done on a guy or girl
by Donald Trumps the best February 22, 2017