The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.
Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning
by Kekkekkek1 April 13, 2020
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