Dirty Alan

When taking your girlfriend from behind, fart in your hand and (cupcake) her.

Her breath smells like shes just been Dirty Alan'd.
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan

by Northy666 September 4, 2019

Dirty Alan

When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target

Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk

by Jewish Trickery March 13, 2018

dirty alan

A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.

Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!

by Entrusted March 6, 2017