Dirty fart

When you go to take a shit and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. Toilet is clear, but the TP is as brown as a bear. Not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.

Just sat down for a shit but it was only a Dirty fart.

by rbpc May 1, 2014

Dirty Slut Fart

A really horrible, smelly fart done by a dirty old woman.

Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk really bad.
Man: You dirty slut.

by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 24, 2021

Dirty Slut fart

A really horrible fart done by a dirty, old slut.

Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk real bad.
Man: That’s awful.

by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 24, 2021