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The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.
I was having sex with my wife after dinner and she pulled a Dirty Waitress on me!
by Bigisland31 January 20, 2010

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