A really dumb looking guy who has no muscle. He has a big Jewish nose and is mean to girls.
Dirk is my name.
by Dam dirk April 28, 2016
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The words dick and jerk put together.
It was made when my freind accidentally said it when trying to say dick, and so i decided he ment dick and jerk.
What a dirk!
Man that guys a dirk.
by Duey June 2, 2006
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That guy totally cock blocked me last night while i was trying to get with her sister... what a dirk!
by ConnieD January 1, 2012
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Dirk is a guy who is an absolute asshole, who also is the most stoned and seedy cunt that the earth has ever known. He cant even speak clearly or fluently enough to understand whatever he says and he hangs around the most pathetic crowd. Dirk needs to be a less seedy prick and more of a good member of his peers.
Durkdirk
by nick devergen June 24, 2011
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A "Dirk" is an Infidel word for a Middle-Eastern or Terrorist.
In Team America: World Police, they fight against the Terrorists of Dirka-Dirkastan, who speak with a few simple words: Dirk, Dirka, Muhama, Jihat and Allah, all words from the Muslim releigion. Jihat being a Holy War and Allah being one of their Gods.
by Matt Holloway April 6, 2006
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Someone who is prone to believing fantasy or nonsense
What a stupid dirk that bloke is - he thinks a 'wurzel' is someone who come from Portsmouth!
by Ronan Saint October 14, 2007
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a sick mother fucker who looks at gay porn and gets kicked out for of school for it. And another thing KISSING UR COUSIN HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?
Fucked up mother fucker who kisses their cousin!!!
by Naughty and nice person February 15, 2005
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