Dipto

A person who is rich, smart, cool, and funny.

"I like the new kid, he's such a dipto!"
"I wish i was a dipto!"

Dipto by gnwjm October 7, 2009

Dipto

A round man

You see that Dipto over there, he must taste good.

Dipto by GOBOB March 2, 2022

Toilet Paper Diploma 

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

Toilet Paper Diploma by Eddy August 5, 2007

Dipdoodle 

A fatass. Someone who is very fat.

Hey, look at that dipdoodle over there! He must be over 400 pounds!

Dipdoodle by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsfasdf August 22, 2011

Bowing Diplomacy 

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

Bowing Diplomacy by knunchunks August 29, 2018

good enough diploma

GED or General Equivalency Diploma

Having a good enough diploma is better than being a high school dropout.

good enough diploma by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005

dictopus 

A large phallic shaped object or character with eight arms that are also phallic in appearance. This is most commonly seen resembling an octopus with it's head and tentacles replaced by penises. This was originally created by Christopher Phillips

Wow, that is quite an impressive dictopus drawing you have there.

dictopus by Syscon May 24, 2017