Diplomatic Immunity is an Enchant Creature card for 1U that states: Enchanted creature cant be the target of spells or abilities.
Diplomatic Immunity cant be the target of spells or abilities.
The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"
"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"
Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity
Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.
Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Scott: "Yeah, but he got the dick AND balls inside so he earned Diplomatic Immunity. There is nothing the law can do to him now."
Mark: "That lucky bastard"
Judge: "You are a sick individual and I sentence you to 25 yea....."
Lawyer: "Your honor, It seems my client also shoved in the balls as well during the act."
Judge: "Diplomatic Immunity?"
Lawyer: "Yes, your honor, it seems that way"
Judge: *pauses* "Well, that is a totally different story then. Case dismissed. And furthermore I sentence the plaintiff to 30 days in jail for wasting the court's time"
"A couple of hours, but i got off when some Diplomatic Immunity members started trash talking me."