I was enjoying a basket of cheddar bay biscuits when all of a sudden my mom starts crying and my dad is all "you have a drinking problem, you're throwing you life away." Way to ruin Red Lobster with a dinnervention.
What a lustful boss is really hoping to conduct when he meets a job-seeking hot chick in his office.
Wise women wear longer-legged boxer-shorts-type underwear during any interviews which have a male employee performing said questioning, so as to hopefully thwart any "innerviewing" efforts --- i.e., attempts to peer up her skirt.