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Double Income No Kids with a dog
They travel all the time, they are dinkwads.
dinkwad by Wade Woodard June 14, 2003

Dinkerface Walrus 

The act of insulting one by referring to them as a walrus with a penis on it's face.
Tom is such a dinkerface walrus

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch 

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

diaperwad 

A "surprise" pulled out of a diaper by the kid ( or adult) who is wearing it and either smudged on the wall or handed to the responsible adult on scene.
I was babysitting Stan's son last night, and while I was watching football that dumbass kid threw his diaperwad right at my face. So I threw one back at him.
diaperwad by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008
Dual Income, No Kids, With A Dog
This neighborhood is full of smug DINKWAD couples.
DINKWAD by q359 July 25, 2023
A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!
Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.
DINKWAD by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023