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Dickballing 

Ashley! Stop dickballing around!”

D. Sherlock.
Dickballing by J C S Newin October 13, 2018

Dickballscuntcockshitpiss

When you take an overcooked grilled cheese, paint it purple and tape it to the wall and yodel at it
Carl: Woah! Thats a really nice dickballscuntcockshitpiss Jimmy!

Jimmy: Thanks!
Dickballscuntcockshitpiss by Cxtfish February 10, 2021

DickBall-Sandwich 

The act of putting your flaccid penis in-between your balls and your thigh for sexual pleasure, out of boredom, or so it looks like you don't have a dick and only balls.
When i make a DickBall-Sandwich with my thigh it looks like my dicks gone.

When I am bored watching a youtube video I usually make a DickBall-Sandwich
DickBall-Sandwich by IHaveBadEggs November 24, 2014

Dickballgooch

The sweatiest, stickiest, most disgusting part of the penis, right in between the dick, balls, and gooch
John: Damn I gotta clean my dickballgooch it sure is real sweaty down there

Dan: That's gross John I didn't need to hear that
Dickballgooch by Liqma April 4, 2019

dickballs 

noun: derogatory comment; statement of being both a dick and balls.
hey there, dickballs, i'm trying to fuck your sister, get outta here!
dickballs by no August 17, 2003

gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm

This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.
"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"