Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 11, 2023

wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

by Nightmare Chambers March 28, 2018

A squabble of rinky dinks

A common term for a pack of cigarettes

You got a squabble of rinky dinks on you?

by Rinkydinkenjoyer July 2, 2021

twiddle dink

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.

Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!

by mspanks204 December 27, 2016

Finkle Dinked

(a) To wander aimlessly about.

(b) To fuck without verve.

(a) John went to town and finkle dinked around for a while.
(b) After about 12 drinks I decided to throw in the towel and finkle dink her.

by Mwerp Quenambulus February 3, 2010

Dinked

Sex with some one from abroad

I got dinked last night

by Fredah October 15, 2016

coininky-dink

pronounced-- co-in-key dink
a nickname for the word "coincidence".

when something rare happens and its somewhat crazy

ed: "wow! what a coininky-dink that i found you in a crowd full of 10000 people!"
lala: "omg yeah!! thats so crazy!"

by lolipoptoesucker January 28, 2023