Top Definition
At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.
A case of dining amnesia.

Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?

Customer: Sprite, please.

Waiter: Comin' right up.

Twenty minutes later.

Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.

Customer: Who the fuck are you?
by Summertimefun August 14, 2009

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